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SCUD14

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Redhill Surrey, UK
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WHAT THE FU-*explosion*

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SCUD14

The island

Posted by SCUD14 Jun. 12, 2008 @ 5:29 PM EDT

The Pacific ocean, warmer than blood and deep turquoise, met the soft, golden sands with a gentle rythm. The waves were small, insignificant, unable to reach the palm trees further up the beach, swaying gently in the midnight breeze. The chorus of frogs was incessant, a croaking harmony to accompany the scene.

Thirty thousand feet above, something was wrong. A passenger plane bound for Florida was experiencing technical difficulties.

"Alright ladies and gentlemen, it's just... A small... technical hitch" stated the disembodied voice of the pilot, unable to keep the apprehension out of the microphone.

Suddenly, a jolt- all aboard felt it. Perplexingly, the feeling that one was no longer traveling in a straight line. Each passenger could see their dismay echoed in the faces of their companions, as a dreaded feeling of moving downwards entered the stomach of everyone aboard the plane. The feeling became worse, crept up into their throats, as a screeching noise made itself heard from outside the plane.

And then the world went black- screams were heard, the lights short circuited, and a rumbling entered the minds of all aboard. A final, gargantuan jolt, and consciousness was lost by all.

2 hours later, a boy, around 16 years old, awoke. His eyes snapped open, and the boy discovered he was still in his seat. However, ahead of him was only one set of seats. Beyond that, all he could see was a stretch of white sand, disappearing into a dense green jungle. The entire cabin was destroyed, the aluminium torn in half. Many seats had blood on them.

The boy couldn't understand why he had been left alone. Feeling shaky, he undid the seatbelt around his waist, and climbed to his feet. He noticed that what was left of the plane was at an angle. He took a couple of ungainly steps towards the gaping mouth of the cabin, and tripped. Landing face down in the sand, he immediately noticed how warm it was.

He clambered to his feet, and put a hand to his forehead. Now able to survey his surroundings without the harsh glare of the sun blinding him. He saw the warm sea, without a hint of land along the horizon. He saw a high peak, rising from the center of the island. The tall palms fringing the beach and the forest looked inviting, the boy was sure the shade under their sizable leaves would provide respite from the sun's endless heat.

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8 Comments

Jun. 13, 2008 | 12:32 PM Mizar says:

SMASH!


Jun. 28, 2008 | 5:46 PM GOTHCLAWZ says:

Hello SCUD

Jun. 28, 2008 | 9:14 PM SCUD14 responds:

hello >.>


Jun. 29, 2008 | 5:47 PM poopmon says:

I like poop. Feels good coming through my asshole.


Jun. 29, 2008 | 5:54 PM agustana says:

Descriptive words are pretty.

Jul. 17, 2008 | 5:21 PM SCUD14 responds:

Positively gawjus.


Jul. 14, 2008 | 9:05 PM Krum says:

Did you write this, Scudley? I need to know who's work I'd be complimenting :3

Jul. 17, 2008 | 5:21 PM SCUD14 responds:

Of course I did you silly :P


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Aug. 17, 2008 | 9:35 PM SCUD14 responds:

its like my own little kingdom.


Aug. 18, 2008 | 8:15 PM fat-barry says:

Nice, you still coming to the London meet?

Msn plox ;3

Aug. 18, 2008 | 8:19 PM SCUD14 responds:

Yeah as of right now.. and you have it already you silly billy :p


Sep. 4, 2008 | 10:03 PM Yufffie says:

A friend of mine, when he was thirteen years old he heard about "pegging." This is when a guy gets banged up the butt with a dildo. Stimulate the prostate gland hard enough, and the rumor is you can have explosive hands-free orgasms. At that age, this friend's a little sex maniac. He's always jonesing for a better way to get his rocks off. He goes out to buy a carrot and some petroleum jelly. To conduct a little private research. Then he pictures how it's going to look at the supermarket checkstand, the lonely carrot and petroleum jelly rolling down the conveyer belt toward the grocery store cashier. All the shoppers waiting in line, watching. Everyone seeing the big evening he has planned.

So, my friend, he buys milk and eggs and sugar and a carrot, all the ingredients for a carrot cake. And Vaseline.

Like he's going home to stick a carrot cake up his butt.

At home, he whittles the carrot into a blunt tool. He slathers it with grease and grinds his ass down on it. Then, nothing. No orgasm. Nothing happens except it hurts.

Then, this kid, his mom yells it's suppertime. She says to come down, right now.

He works the carrot out and stashes the slippery, filthy thing in the dirty clothes under his bed.

After dinner, he goes to find the carrot and it's gone. All his dirty clothes, while he ate dinner, his mom grabbed them all to do laundry. No way could she not find the carrot, carefully shaped with a paring knife from her kitchen, still shiny with lube and stinky.

This friend of mine, he waits months under a black cloud, waiting for his folks to confront him. And they never do. Ever. Even now he's grown up, that invisible carrot hangs over every Christmas dinner, every birthday party. Every Easter egg hunt with his kids, his parents' grandkids, that ghost carrot is hovering over all of them.

That something too awful to name.

Sep. 5, 2008 | 5:05 PM SCUD14 responds:

old copypasta is old

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